The Rower: (singing in a REALLY bad tone) "I like a- rowin' "
Naruto: "Oh my god! Will you shut up!"
The Rower: "Hey, I'm only in this series for fifteen seconds, leave me alone! (continues singing) If you believe in love after love, I can feel something inside me..."
Kakashi: "Anybody have any complaints about me throwing this guy off the boat?"
Naruto: "Nope."
Sakura: "Nuh-uh."
Sasuke: "Not at all."
The Rower: "Hey! What're you-?! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
He falls in the water...
Kakashi: "So why does your villiage look all pastely?"
Tazuna: "It's because of Mickey Mouse and the Disney Corperation. Maybe you'll understand if you see this."
Kakashi: "Oh yeah, a pile of dirt, that explains EVERYTHING."
Tazuna: "Oh, shut up."
Tazuna: "Well, here we are."
Kakashi: "Wait, you have to finish that bridge? It looks pretty complete to me."
Tazuna: "It's far from being done, we need to paint a racing stripe on it and give it a name. That'll take about three weeks. I was thinking about Mildred for the name. What do you think?"
Kakashi: "Oh for the love of...hey, Masako, could you cut to the title sequence for a sec?"
He beats Tazuna while title plays
Kakashi: "*sighs* Much better."
Zabuza: "Heh heh heh heh heh..."
Kakashi: "Thank god, here comes the plot."
Zabuza: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Naruto: "Umm...should someone tell him he's facing the wrong way?"
Kakashi: "Nah. We'll wait a sec while he figures it out."
Wind blows...
Kakashi: "So...Naruto...those things on your face...are they whiskers...or what are they?"
Naruto: "You know, I have no idea myself...oh...it looks like MC Hammer's ready."
Sakura: "What do you want with us?"
Zabuza muffles something
Naruto: "Huh? What did you say?"
Zabuza muffles something else
Sasuke: "Umm...did anybody catch that?"
Naruto: "Not...at...all."
Kakashi: "Lemme see if I can gross him out with my blood-vessel-popped eye."
Nothing happens
Kakashi: "Okay that didn't work. Let's try reasoning with him, I can speak muffled."
Kakashi mumbles something
Zabuza mumbles something
Kakashi mumbles something again
Naruto: "Well? What'd he say?!"
Kakashi: "He either said "I've been hired by Disney to take out the old guy so he can't finish the bridge...or we're going out for coffee next week."
Zabuza (In muffle): "Hidden Mist Jutsu!"
Naruto: "Did he just say "I need mutton"?"
Sakura: "No I think he said "His Miss Susan""
Zabuza (In muffle): "No! I said-"
Kakashi: "Whoops. Looks like someone got preoccupied. Surrender now or I'll give you the worst case of pink eye you've ever had."
Sasuke: "Oh no! Sensei look out!"
Zabuza chops Kakashi in half and he turns to water
Sasuke: "Well at least it isn't a log..."
Kakashi: "It's a good thing I managed to dodge his attack by hiding in the water."
He gets trapped in the water ball
Kakashi: "Oh RIIIIGHT...he's a Water ninja...heh heh heh...well f**k."
Sasuke: "I wonder what's in that wonder ball."
Sakura: "Who's that pokemon?"
Naruto: "It's Kakashi! Well that's the circle of life for ya."
Sasuke: "Hey Kakashi, having a ball?"
Naruto: "At least you're getting your order aerobics done."
Kakashi: "Oh, for the love of god, stop already!"
Naruto: "Ok, now that sensei's been captured, me and Sasuke will take on Zabuza. Sakura, we're counting on you to guard the old guy!"
Everyone laughs
Tazuna: "Ha ha, yeah, I know I'm screwed."
Naruto: "Don't worry, I have a plan."
Sasuke: "Does that plan involve ramen in any way?"
Naruto: "Ok, I have another plan. First, I'll have a flashback."
Kakashi: "Oh, son of a..."
Naruto: "Wait a sec...this is only like, the eighth episode. Why the hell am I having flashbacks already? Oh yeah, the audience sure can't remember that stuff that happened all the way back in episode 5."
Kakashi: "Oh thanks, now Zabuza gets a flashback..."
Zabuza muffles his story...
Kakashi: "Wow. Yeah, I just realized that this is completely pointless. Just get to the part where you trick him."
Naruto: "Oh, ok. Haaaaaaa!-"
Record stop noise
Naruto: "What?! The episode's over?!"
Sasuke: "Apparently, we spent so much time on flashbacks that we're out of time."
Naruto: "Jeez...remind never to put flashbacks in this series again."
Kakashi: "Umm...yeah...sure."
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If I'm a fruit loop in a world of cheerios, and fruit loops are just gay cheerios, then is that saying that I'm gay and everyone else in straight? o3o
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NOT THE GLOTS
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LOL you said wiener
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Yeah, I'd totally tickle glomp you right now.
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"Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home"
-Soldiers of The Wastelands by DragonForce
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If I'm a fruit loop in a world of cheerios, and fruit loops are just gay cheerios, then is that saying that I'm gay and everyone else in straight? o3o
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NOT THE GLOTS
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LOL you said wiener
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Yeah, I'd totally tickle glomp you right now.
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"Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home"
-Soldiers of The Wastelands by DragonForce
He's smart, very nice, caring, polite, sweet.... Even though he has not very good fashion sense, a goofy hair cut, and he may not use contractions, and has a weird taste in girls.... I lost my point! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Okay, I'm gonna stop boring you now. X3
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If I'm a fruit loop in a world of cheerios, and fruit loops are just gay cheerios, then is that saying that I'm gay and everyone else in straight? o3o
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NOT THE GLOTS
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LOL you said wiener
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Yeah, I'd totally tickle glomp you right now.
and 'Rock Lees Girlfriend'? Come on!
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Ah, fanfiction. The cross between the original work of the well known and the work of those with no life hiding in the corner with a laptop and too much time on their hands. Kinda like me!
2. I am a Rock Lee fanatic. (He's soooooo cute!
3. Don't worry, I get it allllllll the time, so I'm used to it.
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If I'm a fruit loop in a world of cheerios, and fruit loops are just gay cheerios, then is that saying that I'm gay and everyone else in straight? o3o
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NOT THE GLOTS
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LOL you said wiener
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Yeah, I'd totally tickle glomp you right now.
But, boy, am I a sucker for monster-based links. Just this week I got tricked by this link that got me bitten by a werewolf and by a vampire... I'm a regular horror movie...
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Ah, fanfiction. The cross between the original work of the well known and the work of those with no life hiding in the corner with a laptop and too much time on their hands. Kinda like me!
Mine is a nightmare. How's your life? 8D
Okay, I admit that was lame! XD
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If I'm a fruit loop in a world of cheerios, and fruit loops are just gay cheerios, then is that saying that I'm gay and everyone else in straight? o3o
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NOT THE GLOTS
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LOL you said wiener
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Yeah, I'd totally tickle glomp you right now.
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... Actually, I'm not sure what that was supposed to be, but... eh, it's your sanity...
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Ah, fanfiction. The cross between the original work of the well known and the work of those with no life hiding in the corner with a laptop and too much time on their hands. Kinda like me!
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